Wednesday, August 31, 2011

March Toward Fame

So I begin my senseless but somehow meaningful blog about stuff that happens to....well me.  I guess I'll start by giving you the quick rundown on my life (not that you have to care but I'm pretty sure we have to get to know each other somehow).  I am an African-American male from Philadelphia born and raised and recently  reached the age where I can booze myself to death.
Marry Me?

And NO I am not mixed with anything I am black. I hate it when black people try to pretend as though they are mixed with all types of things like Hawaiin and Creole and the best is "I'm part Jewish" ????? really because I could have sworn that Jewish was a way of life not an ethnicity.(fail) I can understand though why people do that, honestly, I don't wear my pants to my ankles, I don't own a gun, I don't run from the police, I don't speak Ghangsta( yo yo) and finally and most important I CANNOT RAP!!! I sound like 50 Tyson when I try :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM8jrvF5zYs

As far as schooling goes I went to my neighborhood elementary school and realized I didn't want to be apart of that crowd forever. I learned very fast, I would need to stick out somehow without being a Hawaiian Jew. I started singing, since I did it in the shower anyway, and found out I had a pretty good voice. Good enough to get me into one of the best Middle/High Schools in Philadelphia.... G.A.M.P.  No, not Camp which is what it seems everyone is inclined to call it when I tell them the name but The Girard Academic Music Program. Anyway fast forward ----------> to High School. I took it as a joke and really left all the high school drama behind me when I left.  Why does everyone have High School horror stories?
It's always the picture
Anyway the one thing I took from high school that is worth something is my Girlfriend of seven years. Yes, seven long and agonizing..... joking she's the love of my life <3 <3. Back to schools, I went to Florida and decided to give up on the music thing because I liked art waaaayyy more. I think I forgot to mention I learned to play the trumpet somewhere in there, o well.  I loved  to draw and I always doodled in class.  hahaha doodled :p  My College years were short spent at FullSail University. I got my Bachelors of Fine Arts in a 2 Year Period (which is normal it's an accelerated program). I am no super genius, though that would be awesome. I met some really cool people in College and moved back home to pursue a career in Game Art. WELLL I'm bored with this sooo that is the short end of my story about schools.

I have recently got an Internship with the NFL. 

All she needs is a biscuit

 It was really very unexpected but I couldn't have been more thrilled.  I think if I had to listen to my grandmother say "Starving Artist" one more time I would lose it.  So far I have met some really cool people at NFL Films. Everyone seems to get along great and apparently we are like the first intern group to want to be around each other....(I don't really get that). I know they know exactly what I'm going threw being in a new environment and being pressured to do well.  Why not kick back with friends, take a shot or two and pass out feeling accomplished. Waaaayy better than doing it by yourself (that kinda makes you an alcoholic). We have already went to D&B together and we are planning a whole plethora of things to do one which includes a Haunted house which sounds totally amazing!!

Its not the teeth that scare me (shivers)  

     Well I think I will wrap it up for today I talked alot but I wanna leave you with some pointers before you go.


1. People look down on us young people for drinking beer but we are simlply preserving the worlds oldest known recipe. Keep Beer alive

2. If you see a donkey....... run. They kill more people than plane crashes each year.

3. Don't say watch your step to a blind guy X____x that's a good way to be hated by the general populace (made that mistake once didn't know he was blind). 

4.  On that note don't laugh if he falls as hes walking away XD (seriously though not funny)

5. Give love to the Brown M&M's they don't get their own character and promotions like the others do:(



Made by: ME  (all thanks to NFL Friends :D)